"SPONGEBOB GOES UNI IN REAL" (part 2) (by Steve) -Restaurant + Bookstore

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Scene 3 – In Krabbers’ – Day – INT.

Bob and Patrick look at the menu. Then the waiter comes over.

WAITER

Hello.

BOB

Hi!

PATRICK

Hi!

WAITER

Hi…um…may I…?

BOB

Hi!

PATRICK

Hi!

WAITER

Hi!

BOB

Hi!

PATRICK

Hi!

WAITER (frustrated)

May I have your order?

BOB

Sure! I want a patty!

WAITER

Okay, and you?

BOB

If you excuse me, I need to go the restroom. (he goes)

PATRICK

Uhhhhh…

WAITER

May I recommend a patty too?

PATRICK

Uhhhhhh…

WAITER

We have incredible salmon!

PATRICK

Uhhhhhh…

WAITER

And delicious…

PATRICK

…uhhhh

WAITER (angry)

Salads! Do you want French fries?

PATRICK

No.

WAITER

Chicken?

PATRICK

No.

WAITER

Steak?

PATRICK

No.

WAITER

Do you even want anything at all?

PATRICK

No.

WAITER

Wait, are you mocking me?

PATRICK

No.

WAITER

I think you are a little rude…

PATRICK

No.

WAITER

But I didn’t…

PATRICK

No. No. No. No. No! No! NO! NOOO!

WAITER

I’ll be right back. (he goes to the kitchen and screams. Bob returns)

BOB

You wont believe what happened! What did you order?

PATRICK

No.

BOB

Patrick?

PATRICK

Oh hey Bob! What you doing here?

BOB

Listen! I met the manager and he hired me to be his sous chef! Isn’t that great? Aha aha sous-chef sous-chef aha aha

PATRICK

Oh my God, this restroom does miracles!!! Ahhhh! (he runs to the restroom)

BOB

I didn’t meet…Patrick! (the waiter comes and serves the patty) Ooh what a wonderful piece of cool-inary!

WAITER

Right. Ermm did your very not-annoying friend decide what he needs?

BOB

I think Patrick wont order anything because he doesn’t have any money or a house to stay! Fate played a sad game in his life. He has an original talent and intelligent brain but…no one recognizes it. Oh my God! Mr. Waiter, YOU can guest Patrick, cant you?

WAITER

Me? Guest…guest…that guy? Umm…I don’t think so.

BOB

Aww why?

WAITER

Because…um…because I have no roof and there is snow everywhere in my house. If you excuse me. (he runs away)

BOB

Oh poor guy. Wait a minute! Something is not right. Oh my God, I didn’t ask him if he added pickles in my patty! Ohhh but you look beautiful, little buddy! Come here! (he eats the patty, leaves 3 pounds on the table and goes to the restroom to find Patrick)

In the restroom. He finds Patrick on his knees dropping coins in the toilet.

PATRICK

Please, give me a dolphin! (drops a coin) Please, talk to me! (drops a coin) Pleaseeeeeeeee give the power of twerk!

BOB

Patrick! The toilet doesn’t make your wishes come true!

PATRICK

It doesn’t?

BOB

No, you silly nilly! you know why? Because its not Santa’s!

PATRICK

Santa’s?

BOB

Yeah! Didn’t you know? That’s why we always clean our toilet before Santa comes over! He always leave us gifts there!

PATRICK

Ohh! I do find lots of gifts in there! Once I found a cake! It was delishhh!

BOB (laughs)

Come on now, Pat. We have to run to the bookstore and buy my class books! Unless you’re hungry…you didn’t eat anything!

PATRICK

No, don’t worry, I’m okay. (he thumbs up, cleans his mouth, and off they go)

Scene 4 – In the bookstore – Day – INT.

Bob leaves like a dozen books on the cashier’s counter.

CASHIER (bored)

Is that all?

BOB

Yes. No wait, and this one…(he puts a small book for kids, called "Help me fly: runaway princess" on top) for the kids, you know. (Patrick bites a book casually next to him)

CASHIER

It’s 100 pounds.

BOB

100 pounds??? Oh no! I only have half of that and its for food and gummybears! Ummm…(Patrick opens a book and dust gets in his eyes and he starts SCREAMING and dropping everything down) Oh no! ummm well I’ll get this one only and I’ll see what I do later. You know, tomorrow I’m starting as the new sous chef in the Krabber’s so…(the cashier looks at him, indifferent) Okay, just this one. (he buys the book for kids and grabs Patrick, and they run away)

PATRICK

This book was nasty! That’s why we never got along, you stupid books! 

to be continued

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