"SPONGEBOB GOES UNI IN REAL" -Last part "Saving the secret formula"

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(Sheldon=Plankton)

Scene 8. Next day – in the Krabber’s- INT.

The Krabber’s is full of people and the manager is shocked when he sees that everyone eats Bob’s patties.

KRABBER

WOW! Bob? Did you really do that? Everyone eats your patties!

BOB

Oh hey Mr. Krabber! I know everybody loves it!

KRABBER

Did you use the secret formula I gave you?

BOB

Yep! But I added one more ingredient myself.

KRABBER

And what is that?

BOB

I cant tell you now!

PATRICK

Hey, Bob 1 krabby patty to table 60!

KRABBER

Did I hire you?

PATRICK

No, I just like to help.

KRABBER

Great. So you don’t get my money?

PATRICK

Nope.

KRABBER

I like your friend, Bob. Keep working good, son. (he leaves. Bob gives Patrick a patty)

BOB

One krabby patty to table 60! (Patrick eats it)

PATRICK

There’s not even table 60. how wicked is that? (he laughs)

KRABBER

Oh, Bob, I forgot to tell you that we’ll have a new cashier from today.

BOB

Really?? Who???

KRABBER

His name is…(then William appears)

WILLIAM

BOB???? NOOOO! You’re not working here, right?

BOB

OHHH EEEEMMMM GEEEEEE!!! William my worst friend will be working with me??? YAY!!!! (he starts dancing. Krabber leaves and Mr. Sheldon, 26, comes in)

PATRICK

Hello, sir, would you like one of the famous krabby patty?

SHELDON

Umm actually, fatty, I would like to meet the chef.

PATRICK

What chef?

SHELDON

The krabby patty chef? The baker?

PATRICK

So you want a krabby patty?

SHELDON

No! I want the chef!

PATRICK

What chef?

SHELDON

Are you an idiot? (he goes to William) hey, big nose, where’s the chef? I want to meet the krabby patty chef!

WILLIAM

Oh leave me alone!!!

SHELDON

Strange people. (he goes to the kitchen and sees Bob) hey!!! you must be the krabby patty chef! The famous Bob!

BOB

You know me??? Awww I’m going to cry!!! Yes, the I the am the famous the krabby the patty the chef the Bob.

SHELDON

Umm what? Yea, anyway, Bob. What’s your wage here?

BOB

Hey, I’m not fat!

SHELDON

Your wage not weights!

BOB

6 bucks?

SHELDON

6 bucks?? Oh my friend, with all these costumers you brought I think you deserve more. And I believe that cheap freak Krabber is using you! I think you should come to my Bucket restaurant which is more classy. And I’ll be paying you 10 pounds!

BOB

Nah, I don’t care about the cha-ching! Mr. Krabber, William and Patrick are my best friends and they all work here and that’s what I really want! Love is the secret ingredient to my success!

SHELDON

Okay, I love you. Are you coming now? (Mr. Krabber comes in)

KRABBER

SHELDON!

SHELDON

KRABBER!

KRABBER

SHELDON!

KRABBER

KRABBER!

BOB

PATRICK!

PATRICK

BOB!

BOB

PATRICK!

KRABBER

Sheldon, what do you want here? Steal the formula? Again? well, I have to inform you, sneaky loser, that my formula got better with Bob’s secret ingredient. And you’ll never find out!

SHELDON

Love?

BOB

Patrick!

PATRICK

Bob!

KRABBER

Will you stop you two? Bob, did you tell Sheldon that love is your secret ingredient?

BOB

Maybe?

SHELDON

Haha so I’m going to find some and beat your stupid restaurant, Krabber! (he leaves laughing)

KRABBER

What a lun. he really believed that he can make patties with love? What is he, a 9-year-old? thank God, Bob, you didn’t tell him the truth. Our secret must remain secret forever, got that?

BOB

But sir…I didn’t tell lies.

KRABBER

Yea, whatever. Work! (he leaves)

BOB

Patrick, do you really think Krabber is using me?

PATRICK

No.

WILLIAM

Yes.

BOB

No William! he’s not!

WILLIAM

Ok, he’s not. Whatever. One patty to table 60. (Patrick giggles. Bob makes the patty)

BOB

This is Patrick’s order.

WILLIAM

No its not.

BOB

Will, there’s no table 60.

WILLIAM

Well that creepy sir is sitting on a table 60.

BOB

Who? Sheldon???

WILLIAM

Yep! (William grabs the patty and moves towards Sheldon)

BOB

Oh my God, Patrick, he’ll steal the patty! RUN! (they start running in slow motion falling and tripping over stupid obstacles. Then a cute girl with a cowboy hat enters named Sandy, 19)

SANDY

Howdie, people. Heard you sell a famous beef on a bread.

BOB

Run! Someone save the patty!!! (Sheldon runs to grab William’s patty, Sandy sees it, runs determined and grabs the patty throwing William down and Sheldon trips over William’s feet and falls as well) Yay! You saved the patty!

SANDY

You must be Bob!

BOB

Yes! The bob! And you must be…the girl who saved the patty!

SANDY

Yes. I’m Sandy! (she tastes the patty) Oh my Gosh, it’s deli…(before finishing the sentence Sheldon stands up, grabs the patty and starts running away)

SHELDON

Ha ha ha ha! You’ll never catch me now!

OUTSIDE

Sandy, Bob, Patrick, William, Krabber start running after him all over the place. The patty changes hands all the time and finally, Sheldon ends up in the mud and Bob saved the patty

KRABBER

Good job, kid! But, Sheldon will try to steal the recipe again! Do you promise me that you will never let him get it?

BOB

I promise!!!

KRABBER

And you?

WILLIAM

Whatever.

KRABBER

And you?

PATRICK

No.

KRABBER

What?

PATRICK

What?

KRABBER

Do you promise?

PATRICK

No.

KRABBER

No what?

PATRICK

No.

KRABBER

UGH shut up! (he leaves and Bob with Patrick and Sandy laugh out loud happy)

The END